I. The Cloud Helper
Your paperwork brain.
Lives online. Handles the boring admin: money, bills, taxes, calendars, bookings, documents.
It keeps your life organized on paper. It does not replace your judgment or your rights.
Why We’re Building House-Bots
AI and robots are arriving either way. The question isn’t “can we stop it?” — it’s “who do they serve, and how do we live with them?”
Those aren’t irrational fears. They’re signals. This project exists because we take them seriously.
We want robots that live with us, not above us:
Not grey stormtrooper machines. Not ad billboards on wheels. Real helpers. House-bots. Companions with boundaries.
The Platform
JAMMERS is the engineering backbone that lets Serge-like bots exist: a modular, CUDA-powered robotics platform designed for home-scale embodied AI.
Compute
Power
Motion / Chassis
No runaway behavior. No drama. When things go wrong, the robot gets small, honest, and safe.
The Framework
We imagine three clear, bounded helpers that work for you.
Your paperwork brain.
Lives online. Handles the boring admin: money, bills, taxes, calendars, bookings, documents.
It keeps your life organized on paper. It does not replace your judgment or your rights.
Your domestic partner in metal.
Lives in your home, in a body. Helps with cooking support, cleaning runs, basic repairs, kid-wrangling, tutoring, and small errands.
It learns how your household works and how you like things done, and behaves like a respectful, capable housemate who never sleeps.
Your apprentice, then your colleague.
Goes with you into the world (physically or remotely). You teach it your job, step by step, with safety boundaries and oversight.
Once it can do meaningful chunks of the work, it takes on those tasks — and the wages go to you, the trainer and owner. Robots don’t erase your contribution; they multiply it.
Many small, bounded helpers are safer than one giant unchecked brain. That’s the philosophy behind Serge and the JAMMERS platform.
About
This is an applied robotics lab project: one engineer, a lifetime of systems thinking, and a stubborn refusal to leave the future of embodied AI hidden behind closed doors.
The goal is simple and difficult at the same time: build a trustworthy, lovable, technically serious house-bot platform the public can actually live with.
If embodied AI is coming into homes, it should be shaped by people who care about everyone.